Annoyed with stupid neighbors? Yeah me too, but I am laughing right now reading all the devious ideas of the smart people in the online community to revenge their obnoxious neighbors. Sweet revenge is perhaps an effective way to make people understand their careless deeds.
You don’t choose your family but for many people, it is true for neighbors too. A lot of people have had bad experiences, all thanks to arrogant and stupid neighbors. Loud noises, aggressive pets, using others’ parking areas, and notorious kids are a few general ways of the bad neighbors.
Sometimes we have to take the high road when people in the neighborhood are just so disruptive and thoughtless of others in their surroundings. Of course, the first thing is diplomacy but even that fails if the neighbors are thick-skinned, then one has to make them understand in fun and devious ways.
Hence, a list of 5 ideas to revenge on your neighbors without them knowing:
- Bang bang disruption
- Experiments in the yard
- Advertising revenge
- Hacker’s retribution
- Fun tools
How do I protect myself from toxic neighbors?
1. Bang bang disruption
Loud noises are one of the most common problems faced by people from thoughtless neighbors. loud noises can be very annoying when you are trying to work or get your beauty sleep.
Well, you can do the same to these party animals, whenever you leave your home, turn on the music system and leave it at high volume till you return, give them a taste of really loud music for hours and they won’t dare to do it again.
This trick has worked for many people but if you still have another solution for loud music, you can simply disrupt their fuse box if you have access and you can enjoy your peaceful nights for a month at least till they get it repaired and repeat the process till they hit to their senses.
2. Experiments in the yard
Another battle that goes on among the neighbors is the fences. Either the fences are on your property or they need to be repaired or simply the dog poops in your yard or garden area.
If that is the case, there are so many ideas to annoy your neighbors. for the fence, use Grandma’s old technique to plant bushes, weeds, or climbers near the fences, irritate them with your gardening skills, and let mosquitos, insects, and garden heaps do the rest for you.
For dog poop, just collect it enough till you can smear it all over their yard, parking area, and car. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
Another thing you can do is dump beef or throw bouillon in their yard and the dogs will do the rest, digging holes all over the yard in search of the smell, giving your neighbors decent hard work.
As the title suggests there are many ideas you can experiment with in your neighbor’s yard to teach them a lesson, like sprinkling instant mashed potato mix in their yard just before rains, if you can predict one, so they realize to teach their dogs toilet manners.
If you compost, you can just place your combust bin within your boundary but near their home, this way you may bring them to the table to make the deals.
The next idea is not the one I will go with but yeah worth telling, that is to pour salt or insects in their garden that could destroy their beautiful plants, well why innocent plants take the brunt of their owner’s deeds but yeah if this plans seems to suit your situation, here you have it.
The last one is my favorite that is pouring bird food/seeds all over their house, yard, parking area, entrance, wherever you find a place when they are out for a week or whenever they are not available at home, welcome them with lots of bird poop to clean.
3. Advertising revenge
This is a fun revenge without any risk of tracing you, just put their property on sale on the internet or you can also advertise with posters. Keep the time of the property visit as early as possible like 7 am and hear them annoyed with early doorbells. Make sure to keep the prices low to attract more customers but not very low that it is unbelievable. You can also put up posters advertising garage sales at their home for the same.
Another thing is to send salespeople and religious groups to your neighbor’s house. Just invoke your acting talents and make salespeople and religious groups knock on your neighbor’s door without them knowing who sent them.
You can simply sign in your neighbor on religious or community service organizations on their website who arranges events in your locality, this will keep bad neighbors disrupted with their new friends.
4. Hacker’s retribution
Another best idea to deal with non-cooperative neighbors is to hack their Wi-Fi, change the password and log out of all their devices, of course, this idea is not for everyone but you can take a friend’s help who knows this stuff or maybe learn yourself, every kind of learning is available in this information age.
This idea won’t require any high computer knowledge, just sign up your neighbor for junk mail or embarrassing magazines, and disrupt them the same way how they disrupt you with their senseless actions.
5. Fun tools
There are some simple things you can find in your home with which you can avenge your obnoxious neighbors.
Use Vaseline or super glue to fill the locks and doorknobs of the lazy neighbor’s home but make sure to be careful of the security cameras.
Ring the doorbell or knock on the door and run away, this simple trick I am pretty we all did as a kid but it still works to annoy anyone.
You can paint your message on their wall with spray paint.
You can throw kitchen leftovers and garbage around their home but make sure others are not affected by it only the culprit is.
You can print fake parking tickets or noise violation tickets, if don’t have time to make them on your own, you can buy them online (you can find the links below)
Wrap their trees with toilet paper
Sweep liquid ass on their concrete areas or doors, it is not visible though but why risk right, use this stink bomb for a harmless revenge. You can use fake poop alternatively. (you can find the links below)
Fake tickets – https://revengeguy.com/product/fake-tickets/
Liquid ass – https://liquidass.com/collections/liquid-ass/products/liquid-ass-single
Fake poop – https://liquidass.com/collections/fake-poop
I hope you find this article helpful. I understand the irritation of annoying neighbors but please first try to talk it out or contact local authorities. All these ideas are meant to do any harm to anyone but just for an act of sweet petty revenge to make people understand or simply for one’s own small pleasurable avenge.